Wot triggered you mate?
Right, so you are lookin' a bit rattled, mate. What's got your knickers in a bunch? Spill the gossips. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to website go for a pint and you can chat us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could flip a l